when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
You want Calzona to rip off the Band-Aids?
You want some Calzona sexy times?
You want therapy?
Oh, and how about we talk about the cheating?
on a scale of 1 to a shonda rhimes character how fucked up are you?
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children